Sometimes an item or experience is so good or so truly terrible that we feel compelled to sit down and pen a description of what it was like, something to immortalize this incident. Commonly enough, these end up being reviews. And some, as it turns out, are seriously more creative than others.
We’ve gathered some hilarious, creative and unhinged examples of times netizens found comedy gold in the review section. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.
#1 Funniest Food Review Ever
#2 Came Across This Funny Review When Looking For Bear Spray
#3 Fat Husband
Online reviews are the wild west of human opinion, no sheriffs, no codes, just five-star love letters and one-star gunfights for individuals and products that frankly do not require them. There is somewhere in the world where a restaurant lost two stars because “the waiter looked like my ex-boyfriend,” and a gas station has a five-star rating for “having vibes.” Vibes! Not sanitation, not fuel quality, just vibes.
The issue is, when you provide individuals with a blank text space and the ability to rate something one through five, all logic takes a holiday. A fantastic fine hotel can be dismantled in a one-star polemic because “the free soap was too free, made me feel cheap.”
#4 This Is Genius
#5 This Amazon Review
#6 Shout Out To My Man Henry
While a ratty fast-food place with dim lighting and a raccoon clan in the dining area gets five stars because “the fries were crisp and Janet at the counter smiled once.” And don’t miss the blockbuster books that some critics pen. You’ve come by to see if the toaster works, but you’re reading instead a 1,200-word essay on how the critic’s marriage ended during vacation in 2017 and somehow the toaster is implicated.
#7 Help Them Achieve Immortality?
#8 Throwback To This Iconic Review And Yes, Humor Is Subjective
#9 Cursed Review
And then there are the people who clearly have no idea what reviews are. A review of a museum: “One star didn’t go inside.” A review of a coffee shop: “Four stars, haven’t tried the coffee yet.” That’s rating a book you never opened or Yelp feedback for your neighbor’s dog for barking once.
#10 The Funny Part Is That 70 People Found It Helpful
#11 He Gave 5 Star Review To A Police Station
#12 $1500 Swiss Army Knife, Reviews Are The Best
Of course, the truly insane reviews are where people let loose years of unresolved emotional baggage on a product. A lawn chair isn’t just a lawn chair, it’s a symbol of betrayal, because “I sat in it, and my uncle never loved me.” A blender isn’t just a blender, it’s a bad guy, because “it reminded me of the sound my mom made when she chewed ice in 1994.”
#13 I Live A Block Away From A Golf Course And Love When This Opportunity Presents Itself
#14 I Never Knew That I Wanted One Of These… Until Now
#15 Found This Comfy Little Idiot In A 1-Star Review For Rubber Snakes
But that’s the beauty of reviews on the internet. They’re not reviews; they’re glimpses into the horribly complicated inner lives of strangers. Sure, now and then you learn whether the tacos are good or not, but more often than not you learn that Barbara from Wisconsin has very strong feelings about how ketchup packets are dispensed.
#16 Four People Found It Helpful
#17 Botanical Bliss
#18 This Is Absolutely Hilarious
And finally, maybe that’s the reason we love them. They’re not reliable, they’re not fair, but they’re unvarnished, raw humanity. Online reviews are proof that if given the freedom to rate anything, individuals will rate everything, common sense optional, drama guaranteed.
#19 The Satire
#20 Dawn Reviews Her Son On A Loft Bed Listing
#21 Use With Caution
#22 Interesting Home Depot Review
#23 The Review Was So Wild That You Had To Share It. It’s Such A Shame That The Person Disabled The Comments
#24 Roller Blade Amazon Review. They’re Not Safe For Your Wives, Guys. Be Careful Out There
#25 Parenting Tips In An Amazon Review For A Penguin Mask
#26 I Think He Misread It A Little
#27 This Made Me Laugh. I Feel That
#28 Costco Gas Station
#29 Letting Someone In On Your Protein Is Crazy
#30 This One Is Fantastic
#31 Changed Their Review Because… Oh
#32 This Is The Funniest Review For A Wing Joint Ever
#33 Boiled Toucan
#34 I Hate Yellow
#35 A Review For Edinburgh Zoo
#36 I Laughed So Hard
#37 This Review For A Cheap Vodka Teleportation Device
#38 Totally Agree. Should’ve Just Built A New Castle From Scratch
#39 This Amazon Review For Trash Bags
#40 Signed “The Sympathetic Bandits”
#41 Another Review On The Statue Of Liberty
#42 A One Star Review For A Place That Hasn’t Even Opened Yet
#43 Police Station Review
#44 A Glowing Review Of A Bakery
#45 Had You Considered Writing A Book About Leahy That Doesn’t Focus On Him?
#46 While Donating Plasma I Decided To Read The Reviews Of The Facility. Good To Know My Plasma Is Going To Satanic Rituals
#47 Man I Wish
#48 “Too Many Animal”
#49 A Review On A Vegan Bakery
#50 This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard
#51 I Wanted To Download A Scrabble App But This Was The Top Review
#52 Hope This Is Allowed Just Eat Review
#53 Might Want To Call Hr
#54 This Review For A Pizza Place
#55 This
#56 Going To Have To Sacrifice A Sock
#57 Found While Searching For Apartments In My Area. Guess I Shouldn’t Apply?
#58 We Covered That On The Nick Swardson Episode
#59 I Don’t Know If Is Entitled But Was A Funny Review
#60 A Review For My Local Taco Bell
#61 I Don’t Know If This Qualifies But
#62 How Did You Even Find This?
#63 Ironman
#64 At Least The Socket Works
#65 Thanks Clara For Providing A Photo
#66 I Kind Of Agree With This Review, Actually
#67 The Reviews For The Fidget Spinner App On The App Store
#68 Poor Johnny
#69 First Time Sorting Reviews By Lowest Score And It Really Paid Off
#70 Thank You For Your Review
#71 A Review Of The Cheesecake Factory
#72 This Amazon Review And Image For An Ethernet Cable
#73 Can This Opinion Be Trusted?
#74 Dairy Queen Review
#75 Knees Weak, Arms Heavy
#76 Review From Local Smoke Shop
#77 “Grow Into It”
#78 Good Cat Storage
#79 Teens Flaunting Mobility?
#80 Possibly The Funniest Review Of A Benning Film Imaginable
#81 Game Review
#82 Cats Be Cats
#83 Answer The Calls Betsy
#84 Mcdonald’s Review
#85 Trip To The Local Recycling Center
#86 I’m Sorry, But What Does This Have To Do With The Restaurant?
#87 The Most Liked Review
#88 Actually Made Me Laugh
#89 That’s Crazy
#90 Crispy
#91 Oh Nice
#92 Funniest One Star Review On Goodreads. Book Was So Bad It Gave Her Ptsd
#93 Found This On The Reviews Of A Local Massage Place
#94 One Of The Reviews Of A Bakery In My Neighbourhood. Guess It’s A Valid Reason To Give It 1/5 Stars
#95 One Of The Best Of This Kind
#96 Top Review For Come And See
#97 Choccy Milk Is Like $10 There
#98 Amazon Review I Stumbled On
#99 I Laughed Way Too Hard At This. My Sense Of Humor Is Broken
#100 Funniest Thing Yahs Staff Have Ever Done
#101 People Are Really This Salty Over A Rating?
#102 My Favorite Review Of This Movie
#103 Peanut Boy
#104 This Is Incredible
#105 Im Not As Funny As This Person
